Zombie

“BRAAAAAAAAN!”

~ vegan zombie

“Quick! Let's hide in here! They'll never find us!”

~ future zombie-to-be

“Free hugs!”

~ Really stupid zombie approaching a porcupine

“Don't you feel kinda dirty being used as a plot device by M. Night Shylaman?”

~ one zombie to another

“RAIIIIIIINS!”

~ zombie weathergirl

“Okay, who forgot to buy toilet paper for the bunker?”

~ zombie apocalypse team leader

“Oops! I'm in the wrong article.”

~ Barbie