You are snoring

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I'm sorry to report that you are snoring.
it is loud and I'm not pleased.
Neither is the door. It opens away from you, to try and escape,
but it swings on its hinges.


Someone else on this planet is snoring at this exact moment.


It's probably loud, and I suppose somebody else is not pleased.


or perhaps they are
I've never heard of a snore fetish, but I'm sure they exist
who knows
Perhaps there are X-rated films out there of people snoring
or eating
or sneezing
or peeling an apple, or a peel.
I've never heard of anyone peeling a peel, but I'm sure it's possible.
or OPENING DOORs
or brushing their teeth
X-TREME BILL PAYING, VOLUME IIX
or mowing lawns


or reading articles on the internet


yes
A fetish video of someone reading an article on the internet


that would be weird


or a fetish video of someone making a fetish video of someone reading an article on the internet


Endless fetishes.
HINGES KEEP DOORS FROM RUNNING AWAY
And snores keep hinges employed.