Yoda

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Yoda is a character of Star Wars. He is obviously the most powerful guy in the movies, exept for Luke, Darth Vader, Obi-wan, Darth Maul, and basically everyone. Yoda is really old due to eating way way WAY too much green chu jelly. His weapon of choice is a green lightsaber saber sabersword.

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Who is Yoda?

Yoda is green. Yoda is yummy. In other words, he's a green man who jumps around and slices people into green chu jelly with his greentastic lightsaber saber sabersword.

Yoda vs. Chuck Norris

Yoda has also been listed as one of the people who can beat Chuck Norris. They once fought once, but Yoda ended up cheating by throwing green chu jelly all over Chuck Norris's reptilian face. Chuck Norris then cried,"I'm melting! MELTINGGGGGGgggggg........" Yoda felt sorry for the poor guy and used the force to revive him. After that, Chuck Norris pwned him.

Yoda's Force Powers

Yoda has the power of the force. It allows him to jump over, push, choke, and even move really Fat Hippos. The force also allows him to talk in a very weird, raspy voice. Like, really REALLY raspy. In addition to the above the force lets him DANCE!

Yoda's Family

There is no doubt that Yoda's brother is Dobby from Harry Potter. They both have long ears and are both green... sort of. Yoda does not actually have parents. Instead he somehow evolved from green chus . But how he became a lightsaber saber sabersword master and Dobby a weird elf who has a sock is quite a mystery. One theory is that Dobby smells like socks, while Yoda smells like old swamp people in a smelly tent. This theory also brings up the question of why they smell so bad.

Yoda's shortness Heck, Yoda is so short he needed a running start to reach from the bottom to the top of his lightsaber... When its closed! And if you look up short in the dictionary you'll see Yoda. Yoda talked to me on my myspace and said "Why I could beat that f***in Chuck Norris like i could eat pie. He is bet friends with rtoo deetoo cuz they're both 2 inches tall.

Relations with the Frigglejockom

The Frigglejockom and Yoda are great friends with each other, Yoda taught him the force, while the Frigglejockom taught him how to become invisible and FIRE YA LAZOR!