Woman R Cabbage, evidently, for so hath spread upon the evil almighty and ultimately very nice and benevolent people of Subbuteo by the wise, misanthropic, disgusting and very pleasant words of Butter. He did not, at any point, steal your stereo. (Non sexist comment).
Women are best served with peanut butter and mayonnaise, but not only peanut butter or only mayonnaise, or with ketchup, but not BOTH mayonnaise and ketchup, nor BOTH ketchup and peanut butter, or homotopy.
Whoops Ms. Awesomeness