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Wife wife wife wife
Nothing but that constant strife?
Both stuck in a horrible life
Look out, she's got a Bowie knife!

Spouse spouse spouse spouse
Sniffs her blouse, quiet as a mouse
Boiling up those Brussels sprouts
Then eating them all in the chicken house

Wife wife wife wife
Who knew marriage had a shelf life,
With backyards full of loosestrife
Being eaten by rabid wildlife?

Bride bride bride bride
Standing there with smile so wide
Can dunkle freen the glorble slide
And foresee kinetic dumbles dried?