What to do if your head catches on fire
Step #1 option 1, spread thy suffering by catching other people on fire option 2, scream for ice-cream while dying a slow and horrible death
option 3. Do something, go on to step 2
Step #2 option #1 Pour gasoline around thyself
option #2 Ask for Mr. T to pity you then you die as chick norris roundhouse kicks you. (the person who added this was killed for misspelling chick norris's name... OH CRAP I MISSPELLED IT TOO!*roundhouse*)
option #3 jump in the nearest water source WARNING: LOSS OF STUPIDITY MAY OCCUR
option #4 put on a tin foil hat
option #5 Suck the nearest bums dick... that helps every time
option #6 Join the beans at Dumb Ways to Die .
option #7 show off your luxurious blaze-skull!
option #8 Go to Bed. You need Sleep and dying in your sleep is more peaceful.
option #9 Live life to the fullest
option #10 Plug yourself on life support
option #11 Don't die
option #12 Don't lose the Game
option #13 Don't set your head on fire anymore
option #14 smother the flames!
option #15 Get Tinder
option #16 Say that you want to be buried next to Phyllis Hyman
option #17 Wash your hands.
option #18 Use soap.
step 3: Insert colon.
Official Opinion (from officials) - Do not spray water on a chemical fire, electrical fire, or superman's cape.