What to do if your head catches on fire

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Step #1 option 1, spread thy suffering by catching other people on fire option 2, scream for ice-cream while dying a slow and horrible death

option 3. Do something, go on to step 2

Step #2 option #1 Pour gasoline around thyself

option #2 Ask for Mr. T to pity you then you die as chick norris roundhouse kicks you. (the person who added this was killed for misspelling chick norris's name... OH CRAP I MISSPELLED IT TOO!*roundhouse*)

option #3 jump in the nearest water source WARNING: LOSS OF STUPIDITY MAY OCCUR

option #4 put on a tin foil hat

option #5 Suck the nearest bums dick... that helps every time

option #6 Join the beans at Dumb Ways to Die [1].

option #7 show off your luxurious blaze-skull!

option #8 Go to Bed. You need Sleep and dying in your sleep is more peaceful.

option #9 Live life to the fullest

option #10 Plug yourself on life support

option #11 Don't die

option #12 Don't lose the Game

option #13 Don't set your head on fire anymore

option #14 smother the flames!

option #15 Get Tinder

option #16 Say that you want to be buried next to Phyllis Hyman

option #17 Wash your hands.

option #18 Use soap.

step 3: Insert colon.

Official Opinion (from officials) - Do not spray water on a chemical fire, electrical fire, or superman's cape.