Wednesday

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Not very impressed.

“Hump Daaaaay!!!”

Wednesday is the day of week named for Wednesday Addams of the Addams family. She so commemorated for being singlehandedly responsible for the Goth movement of later years. She is particularly fond of the color black, easy to do as she was always drawned in black and white. Like many Goths today, she is a follower of Cthulhu and Martha Stewart.

Wednesday Addams is an advocate of DIY capital punishment by guillotine. Her traveling guillotine exhibit shown across the country has resulted in over 1,000 decapitated Barbies. Can her hundreds of flying monkeys be wrong? Vexillologists think not.

Sensible Days
of Sanity:
  Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Santaday |  
of Insanity:
  Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Phnoodleday
Sjinkday | Frinkday | Funday | Sonkday