War and Peace

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The first four volumes of War and Peace. They come with a pillow when you snooze off while reading.

War and Peace is a novel by Leo Tolstoy about Napoleon's skiing vacation in Russia. Tolstoy got tired of writing battle scenes involving innkeepers and lift operators after starting it and began converting it into a written soap opera or romance novel. He then discovered energy drinks and wrote about just about anything that crossed his mind, not stopping until he ran out of ink and paper.

Save your money and time and instead watch a few episodes of Rabbids Invasion aka Les Lapin Crétins. There's more violence and fewer rich people attending balls. Plus War and Peace has absolutely nothing about piroshkis or pierogis.