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 The current group of representatives looked up in the sky one day and wondered what that thing was on the state flag. A Wikipedia search told them it was the Confederate battle flag. "Golleee, was we ever surprised," noted state senator "Bubba" Goering. The search also showed that Mississippi wasn't part of the Confederacy anymore. "We was even more shocked at that and just figgered Wikipedia made a mistake." But a quick check of
 The empty chairs and empty overflow standee area were explained as "a symbol of those attending in spirit plus the spirits of those already dead from the Coronavirus". Campaign supporters also noted that many were
 This time it was about transgender women, with Rowling crowing that she was the real deal and transgenders basically don't count. This was a comment worthy of
 Asking to be identified as "Rocky" while keeping his real name a secret until Redditors doxx him, the lucky finder noted that, "I wasn't really one of the serious treasure hunters and it was just dumb luck that made me stumble across it. It was in a place I don't normally travel and was only partly hidden." When asked what he would do with the treasure
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 Chișinău, Moldova – The high court has outlawed the type of rabbit trap currently in use as being both inhumane and unsanitary.
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