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Possum and Postum – know the difference.


  1. (noun), a homely sharp-toothed animal with a bad attitude. It can be distinguished from human beings as possums have fur all over and allow their naked tails to hang out in full view. Both eat garbage, though.
  2. (noun), called opossums by know-it-all twinkies.