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  1. (noun), a thing used to take up space in a delicatessen cabinet. It is used to scare unruly children into behaving since it is made from kids. Since it has no blood, it is avoided by vampires and Twilight fantards. It is only eaten by Lederhosen-wearing Europeans bent on making your beer ice-cold and then drinking it.