WackyDictionary:Essex

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Essex

  1. (place), the current laughingstock of England, artificially populated by squid to give something for the upper classes to look down upon.
  2. (place), the name of various towns and cities around the world similarly populated by squid or squid-like beings.
  3. (noun), Sex without the 'e'. No one knows why. Except for squids.