WackyDictionary:East

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East

  1. (noun), a direction. Some say it is fukkin nyeh, others say it's over thyeh. We iz lost.
  2. (place), a part of the United States where they have these houses call brownstones. Residents will often tear one down to play dominos where the rest of the row of houses fall down one by one with much amazement and joy by mall developers.
  3. (place), where Easter is. No, not there. Keep looking. Warmer. Warmer. Oooo, cold.

N.B. This has become an obsolete concept due to the advent of GPS. Do not take more than one every 24 hours without the advice of a doctor or National Geographic magazine.