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  1. (noun), designated driver for drunk rich people. A chauffeur is particularly useful for helping rich folks to move bodies in and out of car trunks.
  2. (noun), driver/lech as described in the Duran Duran song. Wait a second. If the chauffeur is in the back seat with you, who's driving? AAAAA!