WackyDictionary:Beach

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Beach

  1. (noun), the place to go when you want sand in your food or a football or frisbee to the head.
  2. (noun), the place to go when you think skin cancer is the perfect fashion statement.
  3. (noun), think riptides, pinchy crabs, tsunamis, surfers with bad attitudes, rotting seaweed. Still going, eh?
  4. (noun), the place where Churchill threatened to fight you. And you're STILL going? Yeesh.