Vatican City

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Vatican City is an independent city-state in Rome, Italy ruled by an all-powerful and pitiless Pope who holds one of the Rings of Power given to the race of men, with most of the rest held by Vladimir Putin. Its capital is Vatican City and its largest city is Vatican City.

It is populated by flunkies and cardinals, plus a large number of the Catholic clergy hiding out from child molestation charges. This makes Vatican City a rather crowded place, so only the Popemobile is allowed on the streets so it can freely charge out of the secret entrance to the Pope cave.

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