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Dear Franklestien,

I have been a zinkoff to several websites. I thought my hope was hopeless to wash my curtains. UNTIL..... i found you. This shall be my new friendly home where.... I follow the code of... how I must act.... or Helga.

--*F&o+N&c+H&e+z&Z+z=ME* 15:50, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. -- Franklestien 16:05, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Well, welcome Fonchezzz, have fun editing, do look at policy. remember we have a forum and an IRC channel. Remember, always wipe your fish.--Silent PenguinPenguin Foot.png 15:53, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

I have been here a day and I have written 3 articles. They are down syndrome awareness zinkoff and existance also a news article ... check on the front page Spiders on a Plane

--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:14, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Your pickle[edit]

I don't know if you used your i.p. address to blank your pickle and replace it with "WAAAAHHH!". I assumed it was someone else and reverted it back to your last edit using my ghosting powers (blows typing-finger wild-western style). Incase the i.p. was you i can easily change it back. Good luck with the competition by-the-way.--TReich (My Bad) 06:50, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

From reading your latest article i gather you work in an office.--TReich (My Bad) 06:59, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Uhmm i didnt even realize that happened. But thanks. And no i do not work in an office --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:25, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Work sucks. -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:49, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

YA mongoose...[edit]

EXCUSE ME! stop messing up my stuff with goose comments pleasE! it's not a goose, it's a PWNGoose PWN+Monhoose, get it?PWNgoose 21:08, 3 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, Sir. I thought it was a goose... without the mon.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:24, 3 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

== Do you keep using sockpuppets to win featured article, I'm on to you! I saw the votage change dramaticly without any activity on the site.--TReich (My Bad) 12:08, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

I'm tired of typing... check out silent penguins talk page... that is what i beleive to have happened. --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:34, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

thanks for explaining it, it's just a bit unfair if one person gets thousands of votes and the rest of us get one - it places feature in the massive sockpuppeteer's control. Let's see what seppy makes of it. --TReich (My Bad) 12:38, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Ya, well i wont be mad if it is taken out of the running. I have a gold star anyway.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:39, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)!!>AA[edit]

thought I'd pay you a visit. I'ma aall.fe,,.v . --THE 15:13, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

MMMMMMMMMEAHHHHH MEAHHHHH --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:04, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

NEW award!![edit]

Leave insanity here, and sign your name.... and I'll decide who gets the INSANE AWARD! If you are crazy... then you get the award!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 00:30, 12 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

The Insane award[edit]


Thanks for the recognition of my insanity! Now, where's my brain medicine? I would like to offer you some in return. It tastes of Ribena! Plus, for limited time only, a pic of some guy's head exploding. -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:27, 12 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Dear all who care and all who dont care[edit]

Fonchopedia has official .... stuff. it now has a flag which is simply three, equal, horizontal bands with a duck in the center. The bands (starting from top) go Orange, Green and yellow. The state bird is obviously a duck. There is also an hourly hunt a regulated hunt for do-dos and geese.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:42, 15 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)


I saw that too, after we reset it their wwas some voting etc. The next day i looked and it had been reset. We probably should go to seppy with it. Sometimes you can tell who did it, or whgo they're biased towards because the vote changes in their favour. Sadly they haven't favoured me. Maybe only the addmins should vote cos their not going to sockpuppet or restart it. --TReich (My Bad) 06:56, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, and thanks for the award. If you go on vacation or somewhere away from your computer for a while please feel free to use this template:

Your attempts to comunicate with them are futile. FUTILE! ...until they get back that is.


Just type Template:1vacant1 (without the 1's).

Thanks, and I wrote to Seppster but he doesn't reply much...--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 14:50, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Seppy read it, i discussed it with him on irc but no breakthroughs were made. Maybe we should contact other, slightly more active admins. --TReich (My Bad) 14:51, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Aha! I know!! TO HINDLEYITE!!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 14:52, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Fish head bribings are in order. -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:50, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Help my signature!![edit]

Who knows how to stop my signature from having the date and time in a big old box? please help at user:fonchezzz/sig Im sure its something easy, but i cant find the problem! --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:09, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)


i don't know what do about you r sig so i'm going to revert it back to what it was before you edited it yesterday. IU can easily change that back so just ask if necessary. --TReich (My Bad) 07:03, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, but in that case, how do i add a backgound color without a nuclear explosion?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:51, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

no idea, btw the voting fecked up again. How did it do that!! I tried to sort it out but oculdn't - its got a mind of it's own now! --TReich (My Bad) 12:53, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh, it would appear you are right. This voting is all glitchy, and it needs help. Has hindleyite put any thought into it?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 13:02, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Not yet, but seppy thinks its a wikia problem. --TReich (My Bad) 13:03, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

On Uncyc *looks around nervously*[edit]

Really gonna make constructive articles on there? Really ready insane on this site, and sane on there? No more...Fonchezzziness? If I don't repsond to your...response for a few days after you...respond, don't worry. I tend to forget that I have an account here. --THE 15:21, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Ne'er mind about this. Just do what famine asked, write something of comedic value beyond nonsense and send it to him or have leoispotter post it, then have him let famine know it's yours. Your redemption on that website may be near. May. Bee. --THE 15:28, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Uhm ya, i am capable! and i wrote it, sent it, and now famine shall see!!! And thanks for the definition on evading! --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:24, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

meh... I'll kill famine! errr.... he is pure evil. PURE EVIL HE WILL DIE IN A FIREY PIT! I QUIT TRYING TO GET BACK TO UNCYCLOPEDIA! IM HAPPY HERE IN ILLOGICOPEDIA!! thankyou--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 00:36, 18 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Aaaaaw...:(...well................aaaaaaaaaaaa....aiiiaiiiiaiia...a... --THE 15:27, 20 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111[edit]

I think that youtube video gave me a heart attack. --THE 16:37, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

o___________________________________________________________o --~~~~ 17:26, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
apex twin is awesome! he scares giant spiders, mean dogs, and chickens!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:22, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Great DUCK SAYS MOO!!!![edit]

Insane Award


Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE join the party.....quACK

Yes, your articles intrigued me. Good job sir!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:36, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Wow wow wee wow. This boy give me nice clothe. He must not be a jew as I first think. I lika you! 22:43, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

AA AHGHGDFD@! $@#~$#[edit]

it happened again!!!! my signature is defective!!! whenever i try editing it... it puts my freaking date in a box!!!! aaggghhhh revert it or help! i just want a link to the duck clan... but noooooo it stops me from having any luck!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That is all, thank you.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:17, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

WOAH wait No dont revert it!!! NO STOP AHH!!!!!! I GOT SOMETHING TO WORK!!! I CANT UNDO IT!!! ILL FIGURE OUT THE ISSUE! STOP DONT AHH NO REVERTING!!!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:54, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

PAHPAHH PAHPAHPPA SHAAADFH WEEEEEEEEEE I DID IT@!!#$#@!!@!!!! GO FONCHEZZZ... and those people who helped me on the uncyclopedian irc--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 14:00, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

I am Proud to Be a Duck ;)[edit]

Thanks :) Glad someone liked my articles ;) Horses4Ever 20:22, 27 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Hi Fonchezz[edit]

It's Doctor Quagsire, who is proud to be………… A duck. yeah. I finished my article on The Mel Gibson Conspiracy. Peacey P, Duck!--QÜ/\G$¡R£ 21:37, 2 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

What is the name of the song on your userpage? Please respond on MY User talk page. Is it by Radiohead? --QÜ/\G$¡R£ 21:37, 2 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

ummmm… I figured out what the song was on my own. I was listening to my brother's Radiohead stuff, and I like the band and rly, rly like that song! ou do it to yoursef, you do. doo doo doo doo. --QÜ/\G$¡R£ 21:37, 2 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

ur signature and my page[edit]

First of all, when it says your signature, it says "your signature and time block, Fonch! Second, my new User Page is awesome. This is le Quagsire--QÜ/\G$¡R£ 21:37, 2 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

eeh heh? alright private keep babbling about my beautiful signature. Uhm... well at least i sign my stuff. Unlike some people...... And... ok.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:16, 29 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

You work wonders, Fonchezzz. Peace Out≥!

--QÜ/\G$¡R£ 22:02, 2 Ergust 2007 (UTC)


Your signature is disgusting and makes my eyes bleed. And your articles make my brain bleed. And when I let you out of your cage yesterday, you bit me and made my arm bleed. --Leoispotter 04:45, 3 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

And you're Mel Gibson

--QÜ/\G$¡R£ 10:42, 3 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

You a winner![edit]


You are the winner of the Writer of the Month for Jumbly 2007. I hereby present you with this trophy as a prize.
You also get Phantom rights, meaning you get an extra half vote in deciding WotMs.


Thinker has arrived[edit]

User:THINKER. --THE 21:03, 3 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Regarding your messages...[edit]

Hahahahaha... no offence taken. I've been gone for a while, actually, and have no idea that I have been nominated. I was basically just screwing around, writing nonsense ;) Sorry if my nomination offended you, I'll stay on the down-low and keep my edits to a minimum... :P No disrepect to you experts or anything. Googolplex 02:18, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

no, no no! dont im fine with it. dont lose the insanity!!! it will hurt us and you! i just found it weird. but i do like your writing. --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 13:16, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Okay :) BTW, thanks for the award! Googolplex 13:45, 6 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Quick Question...[edit]

Does Illogicopedia have a "how to" section? And if so, can I please have a link? Horses4Ever BIG RED DOT!!!1.png Babbling BIG RED DOT!!!1.png Contribs 00:24, 7 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

....good question ive never seen one. sorry--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:30, 8 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

Thanks anyway ;) Horses4Ever BIG RED DOT!!!1.png Babbling BIG RED DOT!!!1.png Contribs 18:32, 8 Ergust 2007 (UTC)


I see your idol is Aphex Twin
So is mine!
damn you have good taste ^_^


how do i go frommm novIce duck to a hi-er level of duckienessss Fashionista5676 17:13, 19 Ergust 2007 (UTC)



a logo


{{User:Fashionista5676/sig]] ok go ahead help me on my sig

Qwack on Brothers[edit]

Afar from my travels I return. I bring back top level information on the fabled

>>>Duck Secret Police<<<

What are your views compodreye? --TReich (My Bad) 13:57, 21 Ergust 2007 (UTC) OO i like it--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 18:54, 21 Ergust 2007 (UTC)

you, my friend, are a duck[edit]


Ah, Mighty Fonchezzz, when you're back, in triumph I shall qwack[edit]

Obviously you'll be reading this upon your return from your mysterious disapearence following a court case 2 years ago wherever you've been.

I see you're making good use of my old template. Having just returned from holiday myself I have noticed things appear to be changing slightly (i.e. the new voting system). This may sound odd but in my opinion you are fast becoming one of the biggest, and most active illogicopedians - a man after my own heart. Kudos to you brother - your dedication to the site reminds me slightly of me - except I wasn't as successful in my early years. I will begin constructing an award for dedicated users and receive one you shallt. Qwack on! --TReich (My Bad) 17:54, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, and you may want to consider archiving your talk page. Toodeloo! --TReich (My Bad) 17:58, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Here it is:

Dedicated User Award


Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--TReich (My Bad) 19:05, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Also could you write a quick bit on yourself/a manifesto/a death sentence on the section for you on Illogicopedia:Club Card Members. Ta! --TReich (My Bad) 19:23, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Archiving stuff eh?[edit]

Generally you would, like uh, copy old the old talk stuff, create a new page called like user talk:Fonchezzz/archive1 and paste all the stuff there. Moving back to user talk:fonchezzz - you delete all the old stuff - maybe put a lin kt o the archive and just sorta, uh thAT's it i think,.--TReich (My Bad) 12:22, 3 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Also, I'm sad to say the formatting on your userpage, in my opinion, leaves a lot to be desired be edited because it's a bit spacious - then again maybe it's all a clever ruse to end us AallLLL!!!. --TReich (My Bad) 12:27, 3 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Are you dead?[edit]

Where's Fochezzz gone? Have anti-duck extremists finally gone too far? Speak to me!!! Oh wait, it's ok you're that bullet littered corpse at my feet. False alarm! --TReich (My Bad) 13:33, 23 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC) Sorry....--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 15:38, 23 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

YEAAAAHHHHHAAAAY your still aVLIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --THE 22:49, 23 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

I know you haven't been on much lately...[edit]

Is the school shovel heaping too much work on you?--TReich (My Bad) 21:38, 28 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

not really, buttttt on top of school work is other stuff.... like trying not to be on the computer so much, im a member of other sites like the lego one MOC pages, and im trying to accomplish top secret sock missions on uncyclopedia.... i cant tell you much more.....zombiebaron doesnt come on this website..... right??--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:04, 28 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Dear Old Fonchezzz[edit]

As you have noticed I've kinda left the duck clan. It's nothing personal it's just that I'm all for keeping the Ducks vs Anti-Ducks thing alive and well. Also I went to Soviet Russia once (In Soviet Russia sitting duck shoots you). Good luck with your clan and you may be interested to read, if you haven't already, the plans in place for the political party system on illogicopedia. --TReich (My Bad) 17:29, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)


Hey fonchy... you're talking to people about the duck thing dying... love the way you're probably the biggest party on here lol. just a thought :P if anything the anti-ducks need more lol.

I'm honoured that your recruiting with a vengeance just because i left the duck clan. --TReich (My Bad) 21:13, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

h.e.h.... hhehehe--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 10:41, 19 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Quick Fonchezzz[edit]

Bust a move! --TReich (My Bad) 19:12, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

OK! (fonchezz strikes a pose, then starts break-dancing) ALRIGHT!

Hey wait...what are you referring to?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 19:35, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

It just means do a dance move or something (my friend used to order people to do it on the spot), hang on, can ducks dance (well)? --TReich (My Bad) 19:38, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Hmmmk.... (fonchezz keeps break dancing) oh and yes ducks can dance.... DUHHHHH--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 19:41, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Even though I may appear anti-duck, be an antiduck, smell of ducks blood and have drained many ponds I am actually rather neutral. I think we should keep the whole Ducks vs The world thing going and puch for a quicker rise to this erm, rearrangement of deck chairs (and nests respectively). --TReich (My Bad) 19:47, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

sure. (keeps dancing) JOIN ME USE THESE DANCE MOVES!

Danceduck.jpg--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:05, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, I forgot what I was going to write[edit]

wait for it
hmmm, now what was i going to say
it wasn't "bust a move"
Look on the voting for memoirs of a quack face! TReich (My Bad)
Hang on... ...Thats it! Why were you banned from uncyc? TReich (My Bad)<

Cause famine is a dictator. I wrote random stuff on talkpages.... i got baned for a few days by spang..... then I did nothing... and famine didnt like me... so boom dead=me! I did nothing to deserve it!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:58, 21 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Now fonchezzz, don't condemn famine too harshly. After all, when your ban expired, you did not exactly do "nothing", you did leave another random message, and also screwed around with the sandbox. --THE 22:44, 21 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

meh.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:09, 24 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Fonchy, I'm bored and tired and seeking opinion and stretching the use of the word and as a connective; What do you think of Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey? --TReich (My Bad) 20:35, 28 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Yo Fonchy, long time no speak[edit]

The anti-feature issue is just down to dodgy forum coding. Also what'd you reckon we should do about the trash templates. Also, what'd you think of the epic fail article? --TReich (My Bad) 21:07, 4 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Not to totally butt in, but as long as you're talking about the trash template I'd like to randomly voice my opinion: I think we should use it as little as possible, because after all this wiki is supposed to be devoted to random humor and gibberish. FREE SPEECH, MAN!!!!!1111. I think the trash tag should be solely reserved for stuff that's clearly vanity, spam, or one-word articles. --THE 22:32, 4 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Exactly, I agree! And why dont we just make it so they can't use it... somehow... cause the articles eventually die if they get the template.... Oh, I KNOW! lets just get rid of the template when they put it on. I'm tired of turning these articles into poems by mr hamburg--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 00:12, 5 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

I know what you mean, BUT if we take that approach then poor excuses for articles will survive and eventually degrade the overall quality of illogicopedia. I'm trying to make this site as reader friendly as possible whilst being an inclusionist. TReich (My Bad)

Well, 'twould make me feel warm and fuzzy to see the tag used as little as possible. "Poor excuses for articles"? "Overall quality"? WHAT overall quality? Just when does nonsense become nonsense of high quality? As I said before, I think use of the template should be restricted to clear vanity, obscenity or whatever, and spamminess. Perhaps on articles that are less than a sentence. Other than that, FREEE SPEEEECH!!!!!!1111111 --THE 22:03, 5 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

If that's what you want then fine, check out the forum where this topic's up for debate. We were thinking of "semi-trash" templates. And, why can't nonsense have quality - that's what sets up apart from word vomit and the incomprehensible babbling wiki.

Mmmm...thanks for pointing out the forum, I wouldn't have noticed it. My main concern is what defines "quality nonsense." Nonsense is nonsense. With or without a spoon to aim with, I cannot say with honesty that I want my keyboard clattering like a great, orange, floppy, gesticulating mouse trap with the head of a disembodied salmon. There's more to life then......CHEWING and on goodnesss is twilight with no lightublb doesn't set. --THE 22:38, 5 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Nonsense of high quality would be like this:

Ahhh!!!.. oh my.. oh my god... where am i? am i in Hong Kong again???- a poem by --Green duck.jpgOLEELRAGreen duck.jpg 22:15, 27 Arply 2008 (UTC)

HGgggjhg Ghghfgh hbhfgg bgggggg j g ghghgh. Jjhjjhjj, hhjhhj hhjjjff hhjh-werf ghfdd.


  • Ggfffwdg
  • Mfghdfsdcv, ghgffh & effg-qwery.

See? We don't want Illogicopedia to become that. We want NO PUNCTUATION!!!! NO CAPITAL LETTERS IN APPROPRIATE PLACES!!! TRAVIS! Ryan! Travis.gif

Acorn Day[edit]

Happy Acorn Day! Acorn.PNG

-- BlackholeSig.PNG<font=Impact> <font=Impact>Eupocalith <font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

Meh, maybe I should rejoin you duck guys --TReich (My Bad) 13:11, 13 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

- I'm back baby!! The Fonchy Testicles partnership is back baby! --TReich (My Bad) 22:04, 13 Novelniver 2007 (UTC) YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:44, 13 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Fonchezzz can I ask you a favour?[edit]

SELF DESTRUCTED MESSAGE!!!!!!!!! --TReich (My Bad) 08:14, 25 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

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D i'm not dead! --Stinkfly me gooped! (talk) 16:57, 1 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

An intersting fact that you might like[edit]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is watching you! :P --TReich (My Bad) 08:28, 9 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

HHeheEHHEHE weee ill make eveyone have anatidaephobia!!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:36, 9 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)




Ducks! Watching me? Now? Oh god!


EEEEEH EEEEEH EEEEEH I know it, a duck is... somewhere? Watching me! NOOOOO! TRAVIS! Ryan! Travis.gif


HOW DO YOU GET THE PICS AND STUFF ON YOUR SIGNATURE? PLZ TELL ME...hey my caps lock is fixed! It must be the power of the ducks!!!--Jojo Randomise 21:49, 10 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

HMmmk well you seeeeee you need to make a page like..... user:Jojo Randomize/sig thennnn you put in the sig and stuff and change colors of fonts. To Add a picture simply put in a picture next to your name... resize it... and then on your preferences theres this thing... that says nickname. Put {{SUBST:nosubst|user:Jojo Randomize/sig}} into it and youll be set. For further questions ask me.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 11:38, 11 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Fonchezzz!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 19:39, 11 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

HA! you rock!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:35, 11 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

I've entered the C.R.A.P with frosty the snowman getting high on heroin. Pretty random. And crap.----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 00:14, 12 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Help! How do you fix the coulour on your sig when its linked?!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 13:24, 14 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)


You're unblocked on uncyclopedia. Check it out! --THE 20:09, 18 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Dude 2[edit]

augh, quit welcoming talk pages ¬_¬ it was funny once.--Silent PenguinPenguin Foot.png 17:05, 24 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Hey i did it on purpose the first time! the second was an accident then i found the thing you left and kept it there! get it? WOAH! you left a message that is a first.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 18:10, 24 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)



  • whacks self on forehead with bible* Zana 22:51, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)



  • whacks self on forehead with bible* Zana 22:51, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

uncyclopedia... go there. That was an award from another site.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 11:40, 2 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

How do u?[edit]

Hi, i am Jojo randomise's bro. Anyway y'know you have that fonchopedia thing where the logo is meant 2 be. How do U do it? -8D  The bladester (chatting) 20:15, 3 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Important message[edit]

Big brrother.jpg You have been asked to take part in Big Brrother 2008

Click here for more details

Accept or reject on my talk page

Thank you and good luck! 8D  The bladester (chatting) 13:46, 4 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Can'ye do me a favour?[edit]

Wel you know when there's a fing on, like retro week and they have a banner across the top. Issit possible to do that with Big Brrother? Coz it needs publicity too lift off, and you cud put somethin like 'Big Brrother is watching you' or somethin. Good luck in Da Little Buvver Hoose!8D  The bladester (chatting) 09:46, 6 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


IM really new to this stuff how do you do every thing like make a cool sig and add images to your user page?--Euan!! EXTERMINATE ALL GEESE 20:21, 10 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


IM really new to this stuff how do you do every thing like make a cool sig and add images to your user page?--Euan!! EXTERMINATE ALL GEESE 20:21, 10 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


A few contesteants have become restless about starting in February, so we are having a early start on the 25th january.You will be told when it starts. Thank you 8D  The bladester (chatting) 12:32, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


Working on a big project together? alright then. I'll think of a name. --Ryan ~ U T C ~ 23:17, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fonchy[edit]

I saw that article challenge you set JoJo. I'm bored and haven't written anything in a while so, if you want to set me one or work on an article together then that'd be great. What'd you say?--TReich (My Bad) 13:15, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Oh and btw, I'm starting to judge the C.R.A.P. and your article and THE's (the only 2 I've read so far) are very good!!1

Yeah, it sounds good my benevolent lord of commons :P. When shall we set it out and what did you two have in mind. --TReich (My Bad) 19:09, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

So, who's going to start the article? --TReich (My Bad) 21:31, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Oh and dude - you might want to think about archiving your talk page. -- Testicles

NO NO NO NO I WANT TO HOLD A WORLD RECORD!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 02:07, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Heh Heh the article isn't finished but its coming on well! see it-A gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesnt want them to exist. Feel free to make improving edits! (And ive changed my sig now so it isnt copying!)----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 21:20, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Nice page mate!!! Hope u win big brrother!!! --Tom up the blades 12:45, 28 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)Tom up the blades

So, we cool right? TReich (My Bad)

Do u want 2[edit]

Hey Fonchezzz would u like 2 be a host or contestant for my quiz show if u do Click Here

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Template:Dave's Invitation

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I'm soo gonna bitch about fonchezzz in his own talk page! ;) --MetalFlower.jpg 09:00, 1 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


--iI Kjm.Rt Ii 11:18, 2 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Just to stop you embarassing yourself[edit]

Toby , bleedorun ETC. are all banned so dont post on their talk page. OK? 8D  The bladester (chatting) 22:23, 2 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Stop-Motion Cinema Grub[edit]

I've finished our project, yeah, that's pretty much it, uhh, why am I still typing, errr, I like your shoes?

You may want to archive your talk page like.TReich (My Bad) 17:43, 5 Farbleum 2008 (UTC).

Will U Be My Friend (PLZ)[edit]


hi um how do u becum a member of the duck clan. Sir EiffelTalkSmall BrrotherRandomPlay A GameTHE bA jIBBLE pARTY


Hey, dude you left a messege on my takly page. I have a question. Can i create my own political party????? cuz i wanna know! Anyway i have a masters degree in nonsense from the International Society Of Nonsense and i am-ada the most stupid idiot you will evur-ada fineda!!!!!! SHACACA!!!!!! wEE wwOOO BLEEBLOO YA MON! NACHOS!!! MUCACA LUCA FUUL!!!!FOUL FOOL THER I GOT IT!!!!! giggle! yur frendey in nonsense :-p

                           --Ragglefraggleking 21:54, 13 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


i do not undrstand. all i did is make a sequel to Freeze Frame Popcorn. I read the origanal and got inspired to make a sequel. i reelly dont understand

I want a sequel that i planned--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:00, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


oh. ok. Thank you. Now i understand . Sheebles? --Chewie RFK.png  Conquistador Chewbacca Trombly (RFK) Chebacacacac.jpg The Walking Carpet! 15:34, 21 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)



You've got past 4 other budding users, showed off yer stuff AND WON!!! You are a part of illogicopedia history!!!! FACE IT MATE, YOU ARE AWESOME!!!.

BB'S NUMBA ONE!!!!!!!!!

Big brrother.jpg

Wicked mate!!!!! You are a part of illogicopedia history!!!! Stick this on yer userpage and boast!!


Congratulation! -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:10, 23 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

yay! OH MY!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 15:52, 23 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

r00nescape? Nah...[edit]

I don't acually, RagleFraggleKing just made it say that. I don't play runescape.


You did a good job as Lord Of Commons. Thanks du' --TReich (My Bad) 17:27, 5 Arply 2008 (UTC)


Upper duck, i have been spreading the word. Now the Duck Clan is known and feared all over the world. I am proud to tell you that Holland has successfully been infiltrated and the Dutch canals and bathrooms are now populated with our brothers and sisters in spirit. I will now go into the next phase of the plan we discussed about half a year ago. The time is ripe! I bid thee farewell and say hello to all clan members. Until we meet again. D. G. Neree 01:17, 26 Arply 2008 (UTC)


Flub Nugget Award

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Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

congrats! --Chewie RFK.png  Conquistador Chewbacca Trombly (RFK) Chebacacacac.jpg The Walking Carpet! 18:17, 11 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fonchy Baby[edit]

Cheers for the review mate. It's nice to see you're making a comeback, but I was thinking, what would you think of a mini site event (most probably small brother but maybe different) to pass the time until the pickle? I had something like the "Wikia Olympics" in mind if you're interested. --TReich (My Bad) 21:45, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)


Remember me? just looking around, may come back, been on loads of free mmorpgs and theryre starting to get crap. Don't let the fsssss shit you!

Sorry I haven't been on much lately[edit]

I went away for a bit, and have been doing work experience all this week. This means that I get in late and suffice to say, have little time for illogic. Next week I'll be a whole lot more active and will tackle that mountain of adminning that has crept up on the site. But htat's beside the point. I'll do your star now, and work on the collab next weeek. --TReich (My Bad) 22:29, 11 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

This is a penguin speaking[edit]

Quack quack, no wait that's a duck..Oh right, for you, cause you gave me one too! And sharing is caring!!!! Or is it?

Pengu-insane Award

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Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?

--Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile!  Talk  Got An Idea?  Forum  11:28, 30 Yoon 2008 (UTC)


If you receive this message you are a past winner of Illogicopedian of the Month. It may be a bit late but you are hereby awarded the IOTM template: your badge of honour that shows you are the cream of the Illogicopedian crop. Congratulations! -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:50, 1 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Wikipedia Article[edit]

Hey! Don't tell me not to delete it! Wikipedia is a great site and so is wikihow! Time you should understand that. NEVER TELL ME AGAIN OR CORRECT ME for writing in good things about wikipedia and wikihow, you got it? I never want to hear such things from anyone again!! Missyweedia 19:08, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Re: post[edit]

Just shut up! Admin or not I don't care. You are made of pure bad to be so mean to someone. DONT YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT TO DO...WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE? So what if i wasted their work i dont care. Missyweedia 22:14, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Well what right do you have to come in a nonsensical wiki and correct the nonsense? Get over it. This wiki is purposely full of nonsense and random humour. The opinions expressed on the articles are not necessarily the opinions of the editors. So leave the pages and edit constructively, or get out. --TRAVIS! Ryan! Travis.gif हैलो 01:40, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Re: Post[edit]


He know's what he's doing. At the moment he's being the one right in this crap. He also knows he is editing an illogical wiki, not a logical one. --TRAVIS! Ryan! Travis.gif हैलो 15:40, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Whoa, calm down now. It isn't the end of the world, no reason to go flaming people. -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:16, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)



Check the rash log[edit]

Way ahead of ya :P TReich (My Bad) 20:33, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)


Notcing the logo you put up on your userpage, perhaps you want to get rid of the real logo? Use this template. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 16:48, 1 Ditzimber 2021

Duck recruitment video[edit]

I'm making an IllogiTV video called "Duck recruitment". Is that okay?

I'm gonna put it up anyway but you can tell me to take it down.

The OMG Scary Alien.PNG T3POThe OMG Scary Alien.PNG Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email? 18:55, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Get on IRC The OMG Scary Alien.PNG T3POThe OMG Scary Alien.PNG Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email? 19:29, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Hello young man[edit]

I was in my palatial mansion reflecting on the importance of comedy in this terrible generation and I thought about you. You are a very important part of the future of laughter. Do not stop being funny, no matter what happens. You already crack me the fuck up, and you're a third of my age. THINKER is telling you this, so you know it's important. Soldier on, crazy duck child. --THINKER 02:40, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

flub nugget-duck alliance[edit]

Sure, The Flub Nugget Clan would like an ally and any user who has the flub nuggte award is a member. --Ragglefraggleking 16:08, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

freeze frame pocorn3[edit]

um i thought Ted on a quest for corn peace was the 3rd. --Ragglefraggleking 22:13, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


COLLAB!!! YES!! haha. great idea. lets get busy...

The OMG Scary Alien.PNG T3POThe OMG Scary Alien.PNG Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email? 23:01, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

P.S. how do you exactly do a collab? how do you communicate?


I'd love to help. And making it a side story/spinoff sounds great. I hope i can fit it in with skool coming up on thursday and soccer pratice every day after skool. Yeah i probaly will. Freeze frame popcorn rocks!---Ragglefraggleking 01:38, 3 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Cut away corn meal[edit]

I have developed the first chapter, which take place right before the events in the nuckear faiclity. It also goes thru the events in there. here it is:

A black SUV pulled up to The Nuke'em Tech Nuclear Waste Facility. The sun cast a shadow of a man, roughly the age of forty six, getting out of the vehicle. With a calm expression the man walked into the heart of the facility and stopped. He looked down at his wacth, 1:32 pm. Next he looked at the shiny metal case, clenched in his right hand. "Where is he?" he said to himself. The man had a shcedueled appontment here and was going to sell the ultimate flim script. It was a composite of action, adventure, comedy, fanatsy, science fiction, and thriller genres. The script had been written over the course of 37 minutes and was priced at $1,00000000000.0000 billion dollars. He checked his watch again: 1:35. "He's late." murmured the man. Suddenly a fat man ran past him, followed by a corn stalk. The two had a deathmatch among the nuclear vats and the corn stalk fell in. The fat man dove head first after the corn. Baffled the man walked over to the edge of the vat just as Peter Jackson exploded as he plunged into the waste. Meanwhile a black van parked outside The Nuk'em Tech facility. As an eager looking man stepped out with a handful of cash the plant exploded. The man ducked under a chicken, who laid an egg right in his ear. Protected by the chicken the man survived the nuclear explosion, while 500 other people started dissolving. Punting the chicken out the nearest five story apartment, the man discovered a crisp metal case, It had a faded sticker on it which read: SECRET FILM SCRIPT. "Oh my gosh!" the man screamed. He walked over to a blob of corn meal, dropping the case on the ground. "Oh boy! I love corn meal!" he said. Suddenly Ted got up and looked around. He saw a huge crater and green slime all over the place. Then he saw a man with an unusualy big smile on his face. "Who the heck are you?" said Ted. The man shrieked and ran off. "Aw well! Some people just don't like corn meal." said Ted as he made his way over to wear the man had run. Dan Steve hid behind a streetlamp. He had just had an encounter with a weird talking blob of corn meal! As the corn meal approached Dan backed into a metal spear and was killed instantly. "Oh my gosh!" he thought. "I'm dead!". And so he was. On his way to the man he had scared away, Ted tripped over a metal box. "Hmm? What's this" he said. Opening the box Ted found a soccer ball, which he ate. After he consumed the ball he came across a pile of paper. "Oh my gosh!" Ted exclaimed as he held up the ultimate film script. And because he was a director Ted took the script and decided to use it to make his blockbuster hit: REVENGE OF THE CORN.

--Ragglefraggleking 00:28, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


I was going for the same battle idea. But after i wrote it and clicked save it appeared you had added a battle yurself! so i fitted my deathmatch in there again. and made some changes to fit the story line. But the stroy must go on! i will write some more stuff ow. --Ragglefraggleking 19:28, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Hi Fonchezzz I am back. I will stop, but please do stop too. If I write in good things, then please don't stop me. Thanks. Missyweedia 20:55, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Thanks fonchezzz[edit]

I believe it is the best writing i have done in months...Whew.--Ragglefraggleking 00:12, 8 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Congrats you've won the Awesome userbox. You can put it on your page if you like

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Thanks for the award! Have i gave u the flub nugget award if i havent here it is:

Flub Nugget Award

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Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Ragglefraggleking 11:22, 12 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Where have you been? I haven't seen you around for weeks! or maybe just two or one or even not that long. Wahtever. Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (01:44, 2 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

Hey what's up i'n sortta new here ~ King Wib (bread) 03:20, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Same thing as the comment two above! Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (01:36, 14 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

YAYS. I think.[edit]

I the chezzz, have a cool sig thanks to readmesoons format. Thanks. so ignore the annoying timestamp on my previous entries.From now on I shall use three tildes instead of 4 Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg

YOU have been TAGGED[edit]

That's right, you, Fonchezzz, have been tagged in the Forum:Style Imitation Tag forum by me, which means that one of my arriticles resembles one of yours in style. Now it's your turn to pop into the forum and tag someone else. Whipped cream. Consider arkiving your talk page as well, because it is asplxploding my interweb. --THE 20:06, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

hey man im back![edit]

its me, Jojo Randomise! I was wondering if you could replace Jojo Randomise on the duck clan stuff with my new user Teh Baronlolz. Oh yeah and how do i set my custom sig on my prefences again?--Teh Baronlolz 11:48, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Just a warning[edit]

Admins will be making no promises about importing edits made after 6th Nov to the new wiki. -- Newforum.png Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:07, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


Wait a mintue


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Congratulations! You have got your 100th talk message! All right--Chewie RFK.png  Conquistador Chewbacca Trombly (RFK) Chebacacacac.jpg The Walking Carpet! 23:55, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)