User:The Divine Fluffalizer/tmp

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your nose -> conspiracy; and so is your pinky toe - actually, they are all conspiring against you! Were it not for the fact that you are asleep when you sleep, you would hear them giggle as they concoct sinister plans.

The full-on strawberry rubber-stamped chair apocalypse[edit]

On the -128th of Ditzimber 2012

All of this at night (perhaps at day...). Or day (especially at night!). Whichever (both!). Or neither! The event will of course transcend both time and space, and so it doesn't matter. You will be doomed regardless!