The Omnipresent Symbol Table In The Sky

Pretty convenient, I must say, but I have to drive to the next state to get the extended letters table.

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“Before I die and they lay me to rest

Gonna go where punctuation's the best

Before I write and it all goes awry

Gonna look it up in the table in the sky

Gonna look it up in the table in the sky

That's what I'm gonna do before I die

When I die and they lay me to rest

Gonna go to that place Budapest!”

~ Alexander Pushkin