T3PO's favorite quotes from articles. It goes article name, and then author.
“Some has been accused of having a split personality by some, but some disagree.”
“This is the tale of the life and death of lightbulbism, a world religion that was so popular...it almost mattered.”
“Oh my God, Terminator just cut his arm open!”
“Cow 1: I wonder if it would move if we stare at it long enough.”
“oh sockpuppet, I'm telling mum...”
“Did you know that Explosive Pizza shouldn't be fed to parrots?”
I'll probly add some more...