User:Some WHAT!? number two/A nonsensical story with no plot
Once there was a yellow/green/purple/red/orange/blue/brown/gray/black/white/pink little man by the name of Fred. He was sitting in a tree. The tree started to dance. Fred yawned. He wished something exciting would happen.
Then, a wedding cake fell out of the sky, and stopped with a braking sound. It floated slowly toward Fred. His eyes watered and his mouth bulged. Then, along came a man named Mr. Tree Branch.
"Excuse me, Mr. Tree Branch," said Fred, "but how do I know your name?"
The tree was still dancing. Its leaves were rustling with its jerky movements.
"Because," said Mr. Tree Branch, "you, are, a gorilla."
Fred turned into a gorilla. "Meow!" he said.