Hi! I'm Sk8R Grl and you are on my land. I charge $678 a second rent, so leave your credit card and other info on my User talk:Sk8R Grl.
I am a orange unwind-ing can opener. I am also a bad spellre, but a very good can opener. Don't you dare unwind me about it!! Or I'll unwind you! I swear I will! Also, I have a can opener and like to unwind. Well, I am orange, so I best go unwind. Enjoy your stay here!
P.S. While reading this message, you have racked up $198,756,558,000.06 in rent charges. THANKS!