User:Readmesoon

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 Readmesoon has attained 2 star(s)Snowmen can't use goddamn grills because they're so huge!

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Hey, if you are reading this you are on my userpage. Woah! How did I know? Ask me how here. 
(I'm bored)
  Oooh! A side section!  


Read Me Soon
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Super Power: Fresh Money Smelling
Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or 85
Gender: Male
Member since: August 2008
Occupation: Still a student.
Favourite Article(s): the cows are acting suspicious & Bcbkye
Favorite Animal: Hippo
Weapon of Choice: Gun?



FAVORITE WORDS: Ichthyology, Triscadecaphobia, and Copradysmorphophobia

Howdy! I like eggs, bacon, and cheddar. I am single and looking for a cute polar bear. If you know anyone give me a call. I am kinda new here, but I have spent many months at Uncyclopedia. But now everyone hates me there so I have ran to this, and it is great. Nologo.PNG

Articles and stuff[edit]

Life Goals[edit]

  • Fuck other men Accomplished
  • Eat my nose
  • Burn the penny for two
  • Burn the penny for three
  • Write a feature
  • Go east
  • Run
  • Yummy! Accomplished

Insane Award

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Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK


Pengu-insane Award

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Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?





































 














<poll> Down at the bottom, eh? Yes, sir. Fuck no! Haha...? Donkey meals for dinner, please </poll>