|Read Me Soon|
|Super Power: Fresh Money Smelling|
|Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or 85|
|Member since: August 2008|
|Occupation: Still a student.|
|Favourite Article(s): the cows are acting suspicious & Bcbkye|
|Favorite Animal: Hippo|
|Weapon of Choice: Gun?|
Howdy! I like eggs, bacon, and cheddar. I am single and looking for a cute polar bear. If you know anyone give me a call. I am kinda new here, but I have spent many months at Uncyclopedia. But now everyone hates me there so I have ran to this, and it is great.
Articles and stuff
- I have a bunch of Articles and images that I made. They are cool.
- I have a bunch of favorite articles that are funny!
Fuck other menAccomplished
- Eat my nose
- Burn the penny for two
- Burn the penny for three
- Write a feature
- Go east
Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?
<poll> Down at the bottom, eh? Yes, sir. Fuck no! Haha...? Donkey meals for dinner, please </poll>