User:Huge bob/about

This article was written by a guy who witnessed 911 and was deeply affected by it. I HAVE A GARGLEBLASTER

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Huge bobs album cover during the "druggie" years.

I am huge bob! LEADER OF THE THIRD PIKE

I am leader of the third pike and i once, bravely lead the third Bulgarian army up a steep hill under a hail of artillery bombardment, in a parallel universe that bullshits? True.

• I do not have a CTRL button on my keyboard because the CTRL button fucking sucks!
• I dislike Iran right now because they fucking sucks!
• Napoleon sucks because he was a fucking small asswipe.

The atoms i have smashed

Hey I'm huge i cant even touch my small genitalia

Cant reach my goolies must resort to giant balloon shaped like goolies, OHYEAG!

Hello you have reached Huge bobs Huge alligator ranch how can i help you?

GARGLEPLASTICATOR SMALL BUT HEAVY DESHANKERFLATOR DOES YOU GOOD

Eh heh

I thought i would write my user page now because people might think I'm a prick!

MA FUCKING ARTIKLES (that i thought were pretty nifty) 1930's HUGGLE!

• Nazi
• Society
• The cows are acting suspicious
• Illogiland's eventual downfall
• My bit of aluminium foil
• The fly's dead
• Non-racist article

Many people think things are gay, i did at one point until my doctor said "cut it out, you got a limb on the side of your plasticated incisors"

I'm writing things, I'm now serving society rather than kankering it.

$huge+bob=$ some large pair of rubber boots plasticated with the handles of time and the twelve moon rise of the battle of mount fullah. Now bugger off, Ive got a British temp job!

my tag

My ciggy

--Huge_bob → TALK TER ME, LIKE 14:59, 12 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)