User:Hongchong7

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WHAT IS THIS?? WHO ARE YOU!?? What are you doing in my house that is here? Where's my banana? I will hit you with a lollipop if you don't give me my tasty bananananananana! Hey, a strawberry, horay strawberry!


THE AWESOMENESS[edit]

I am awesome
You can't take me out on a walk on the beach while the sun is setting and a clown is destroying a nearby village touch me

EVAR!!

Would you like to play again? Sorry, but no

YOU LOSE!!!
If you want a cookie, you'll have to fight my pet dobos, the Deamon of lentils. That's a bean! A bean belongs in my stomach! Beans don't grow Fungus and bears and figs and trees and evil children plotting to destroy the world on people! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, but i don't really like quoting movies


ACTUAL STUFF ABOUT ME[edit]

I'm an insane little man living in Chicago. Any questions? Go talk to my lawyer, he's having a mexican feast with Satan. That's in Hell, not to be confused with Hel'l.