There are always a lot of boring pointless things going on at Crapia but sometimes it's to easy for our slaves to get the word out to let you know at the last second. As a result, we're introducing a talk page message to keep you up to speed on worthless features, boring meetings and when we
crash the server for fun planned maintenance.
For instance, you can see a list of some new features here. Find this and other information at Inside Crapia.
Once you've finished reading this, just click "GO AWAY FAGGOT."
Thanks, BillK (Send death threat) 00:24, 7 Fart 1908 (UTC)