User:Benedict blade/Sitting on a pineapple tree
Chapter uno:Unaware of such elements
I was sitting on a pineapple tree one day, and noticed something perculiar. "Fiddlesticks!!" I remarked. My 1887 willow tree was on fire. I took my wallking cane and strolled over to the other side of the lake to investigate such a myestery. "Helloo? Anybody there?" I asked politeley. "I have tea and buiscits, if you want to pursue in my company i would be more than deighted!" i bribed to the tree. The tree made no answer.
Chapter due:It all starts to unfold
Suddenly a small monkey jumped out of the flaming tree. "Good morning dear chap!" i said. "Niyce to meat tyo!!!" he half - heartedly replied.
"Would you like some tea?"
"No. Flea juice better."
"Sorry, I happen not to have any of this - flee juice. Would you like some tea?"
"Ear, come with me, and i will show you great things. Just folla me froogh dis burning tree."
"'Tis a willow , in fact"
"K, follow me through this willa den."
"Okay- umnn... Tally ho!"
Chapter tre:I am monkey
As soon as went into the tree on fire, the monkey told me to follow him into the black hole.My face blew like a human kite, which encouraged the monkey me as exactly that.
"Excuse me, monkee, what be your name?" "Me? I am monnkey. Rabies the monkey." "Nice to meet you...rabies.."
We av arrived!, said rabies. Personally i don't feel comfortable travelling dimensions with a monkey called rabies, but so be it.
Chapter quatro: New land,New life
We landed head first under a sign saying.... Welkom two Illogiar!!! Rabies then led me into a building which was obviously holding a meeting. By what i heard it was like this:
Seppy:So, thats why we need enviromently friendly toilet paper on illogicopedia.
Sir asema:I PROTEST!
Testosteriech:I PROTEST TOO!!
Ryan:If we are to have enviromentally friendly toilet paper, shouldn't we have nuclear toilets?
Fonchezzz:NO THAY HARM THE DUCKS IN DA POND!!!!!
Seppy (to me): We have a new guy! Hello...what is your name?
MeUmmnnnnn...... I don't have one........
THE:GIVE HIM ONE THEN!! TO THE ILLOGICOMACHINE!!!!
Sir asema:I PROTEST!!!
Testosteriech:I PROTEST TOO!!!
Ryan: Oh bloody hell, just take him to the machine!!
*Fight breaks out*
THE:I'm just taking him now!!!
*Another fight breaks out. Me, THE and ryan crawl out*