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The banana is your friend -- Tem kamputate ev ni alei
I welcome you to this universe. Please do make yourself at home. If you'd like, I can supply you with a cup of tea and two (2) scones. Perhaps this is not to your specifications?
Perhaps you have come here to study our culture. If so, sod off. If not, then know this; The Banana, The Everyellow, The Fruit of Flames, is our deity. It is depicted forevermore within the walls of our
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If you need anything more, or feel this template lacking, contact me, Asema. And don't be a vandal, or this will happen to you.
And then I will whack you with my scissors. Repeatedly.