User:Asema

Or, so you think!

Enter the Asema

And thou majestic beasts,

Yellow and of feather,
Quacked at me, front and center,
I sought to flee, I saught to run
I knew otherwise the ducks would make me done,

I ran from water, from land, from the sea
And then I saw it, what the ducks would never take from me
The ducks would never take the cheese
The ducks would never take the cheese

The cheese the ducks would never seize

Forever, the ducks would grasp at it
Knowing not it was impossible
Like vampyres, like werewulves,
they were repelled you see

Like garlic and silver the cheese protected me
The ducks' quacking went unheard
And defeated never would I be by this bird'

The cheese protected me

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This user is of nondescript age, gender, height, weight and appearance.

This user is capable of bringing it on down in their own right.

This user has made their own burning cookie accumulator and did not explode.

This user desires nothing more than to destroy all ducks.

This user has made Testostereich grovel.

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