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Mummy always told me never to talk to strangers!

~ George Dubya Bush on USA's foreign policy

Well America has always been a little bit 'Special', and to be honest that type of country need friends. You know, just to make sure that America doesn't shank itself with a crayon.

~ Britain on the 'Special Relationship'

Dude that last quote was well harsh.

~ Wales

Shu'up B*tch! Now go make me a sandwich.

~ England

Part of the United States of Imerica

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "In arms we trust"
Anthem: American Idiot by Green Day
Capital Washington
Largest city New Death, New York, New Monaco
Official languages English, American
Government Free for all insanity, Stat!
National Hero(es) Blah Clinton
Currency Dollar
Religion British
Population Too many to count
Area Width of John Goodman's stomach
Population density Many dents
Ethnic groups Hicks, er, and normal people, yehhhooo!
Major exports Burgers
Major imports Grass
National animal Bearterflyger
Favourite pastime Tischtennis, Punctuation Abuse
Opening hours Classified information, citizen!
Internet tld .aol
Calling code 555 - IMERICA

America, or iMerica as it's known by its (imaginary) friends, is a huge country usually found near Liverpool. America is known to be the land of the free and oil, which it takes readily from the Middle East. (What? Don't look at me that way, I said it takes "Free" from the Middle East! :P) America one day discovered that it's immense stockpile of sweeties was running dangerously low so it decided friends would have to be made. In return for many sweeties America formed a "special relationship" with Britain, a country renowned for it's industrial sweet mines. The Special Relationship is noted as being special, because it is a one way affair; as payment for the sweeties America politically face-rapes their faithful comrade. Fair I guess. But hey, they're not all bad, most of them are upstanding members of the Global Community Illogicopedia.

America is like, totally Square. "[ ]"[edit]

The Tribe leader of France gives his opinion

America decided to become a regular shape after a while because of critism to their scalene quadilateral form had been made public after "An audience with Barry Scott" and after thwarting my attempts to win uber-employee of the lunar month for several seasons; America was declared uber.

America as a donut[edit]

So what kind of donut would you be if you were a donut uncle Sam? "Well, let me see er... a double glazed, chocolate, pineapple delight with sprinkles and that pink goo you get on the side. Er... you know that pink goo? The one with the little chocolate bits and the raisins and the mini nuclear warheads? Now that is one tasty ice cream!"

Yes, but we were talking about donuts.

"Oh shit I did it again."


Merryca is an spin off from the original. Merryca is a place were everyone laughs. All the time.

Australia's view on America[edit]

screw you yanks put your own shrimp on the barbie

America's view on Australia[edit]


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