Tuesday

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Tuesday is a very special day. It is the day that comes after November, especially in June when it comes even more after Friday than it usually does, except the times it occurs before itself during non-Leap Years.

Tuesday is also International Napkin Folding Day. That's why you only ever see a perfectly folded napkin on Tuesday. Unfortunately, they stay perfectly folded all day long, making dry cleaners happy indeed.

This day was named after the goddess Tuesday Weld who gave the gift of heliarc welding to humanity. We shall be forever grateful despite the third-degree burns. It almost makes you want to convert to being a fire-worshipper from a fridgeatarian.

Day after Day
of Sanity:
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of Insanity:
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