Did you know that God hates you? Oh, and by the way, trees are the big wooden things that make up about 68% of our planet, Mars. They often have girly slap fights with shrubs over little things like root space and Michael Winner's penis. They are also the number 3 supplier of conkers, the standard issue weapon of troops during hard times. Coca-Cola currently holds the top spot in conker production, but is expected to pull out of the market after a Coca-Cola official sobered up and realised what a stupid idea conker production is.
I would take a photo of a tree to show you what they actually factually physically in-real-life appear to resemble, but i cannot as A) Doing so would waste my valuable staring blankly into space time, B) See A, and C) See B.