Titties
“Mommy, why are grown-up men always staring at titties?”
“Well, there are rude people a lot of the time. You should just ignore them.”
“But it's still okay to pull down lady's pants and yell out "FREE SHOW", isn't it?”
“Yes, dear. Just not mine, or Pedo Bear will come and punish you. And no Easter Bunny, either.”
“Can we change the subject?”
“We'll talk about this when you're older, son. After all, you're only 32 now.”
Well-endowed women often complain about getting stares in public from horny men and lesbians on the make. The solution is obvious: leave your titties at home. It's soo easy to have them with you when you're in a rush to leave the house, but you should always remember this before going out. And then, you will be completely under the radar. Leave the attention-getting to those who want and deserve it: trannies wearing spandex.