Titties

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“Mommy, why are grown-up men always staring at titties?”

~ son

“Well, there are rude people a lot of the time. You should just ignore them.”

“But it's still okay to pull down lady's pants and yell out "FREE SHOW", isn't it?”

~ son

“Yes, dear. Just not mine, or Pedo Bear will come and punish you. And no Easter Bunny, either.”

“Can we change the subject?”

~ bystander

“We'll talk about this when you're older, son. After all, you're only 32 now.”

Well-endowed women often complain about getting stares in public from horny men and lesbians on the make. The solution is obvious: leave your titties at home. It's soo easy to have them with you when you're in a rush to leave the house, but you should always remember this before going out. And then, you will be completely under the radar. Leave the attention-getting to those who want and deserve it: trannies wearing spandex.