The United Alliance of Professioanlly Trained Idiots
|Official Name||The United Alliance of Professioanlly Trained Idiots|
|Motto||We are one in the bleeble sheep.|
The United Alliance of Professioanlly Trained Idiots (TUAOPTI) is the elite military force of the mighty country, Illogia. Its secret codename is The United Alliance of Professioanlly Trained Idiots, though is known more informally as The United Alliance of Professioanlly Trained Idiots. They are on call 5 days a week, 40 weeks a year, with additional time off for the World Cup and Pilates classes. This of course depends on any members showing up after nap times with local hookers.
It is supposed to be only activated by the President in times of emergency, but has been pwnd more than once by phone calls made by small children. One of those incidents still has Brazil quite angry, since the Amazon River now flows backwards and causes extensive flooding. But TAOUTPTI does more than flood control. It also does police work, like preventing jaywalking in Subbuteo. The TUPIOTTO proved to be so effective there that thousands starved because Subbuteo has neither intersections nor corners on their roads. This has all been accomplished without weapons, since no member can be trusted with one. In fact, TIUTAIO troops go without helmets since they have proven to be a choking hazard for them when swallowed.