The Ultimate Destructo Death Machine

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The Ultimate Destructo Death Machine

The Ultimate Destructo Death Machine: It's better than the ultimate shotgun!


Speed[edit]

The Ultimate Destructo Death Machine, hereafter refered to as TUUDM, has a top speed of 400000 Americans. This is actually quite slow, so it was recently upgraded to 400000 Kenyans, which is approximately 4.312358420934 times the speed of light.


Weapons[edit]

The TUUDM has a large away of weapons, including the Surprise Buttrape Cannon, the Red And Yellow Repetitive Party String Machine Gun, the Cack Spray Pistol, the Big Front Spike That Looks Like A Boat On Fire, and the Man In The Back Seat.


it also has a built in awesomness meter, but it broke because the TUUDM was too awesomez.


Opinions[edit]

The TUUDM is widely considerd by many experts to be the best thing in the world, beating everything else, exept for a few things.



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