The Evil Table Assassin Squad
These guys assassinate tables and they do it good. The leader of this deadly force is a blindfolded camel, but you see, he is blindfolded to show his inner capabilities, his inner control as it were. The most deadly table assassin in the force is a kitten with a sniper rifle for shooting off tables legs.
You must meet these minimum requirements...
- you must be a retired actor who acts like a hard ass
- you must not be pregnant as that disturbs table zen