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We like lynch inTtexas! Ya'll be good now.

Texas was a country that was green once until the multicoloured people came in.

TEXAS IS A REALLY GOOD PLACE I ENDORSE IT I ENDORSE IT I ENDORSE IT, now can you please take the gun away from my head? Oh my goodness, look at your huge organ, wow I- *kablam*

(Hammond organ solo)