Terrorist

Juggalos (shown eating your lunch) have now been listed as terrorists by Homeland Security.

Terrorists almost always come in groups and nuns almost always come in pairs. This can't be a coincidence.

How does one recognize a terrorist, you may ask?:

• They have some vague ideas and plans that don't make a lot of sense
• They like to make a lot of threats
• They like to blow up stuff
• They like to kill people
• They like to show off on social media like Facebook and Twitter

In other words, terrorist are indistinguishable from your government, most corporations and a lot of dicey individuals. Pretty scary, no?

In closing,

BOO!

How do you like it when it happens to you, hey?

See

• Terrorism
• American Accordionists' Association
• RUN LIKE HELL!