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New 'uns at top of the list below, homeboy.

  • ... every time you read DidYouKnow, an axolotl gets a free oil change?
  • ... There is a 50% chance of the odds being 50%?
  • ... that if you sleep with your mouth open, you can accidentally swallow your own head?
  • ... that 5 is fivier than any other number in existence except for 8?
  • ... that the British are c... They already came and went, didn't they? Damn.
  • ... that instructions for butter churn repair have been dropped by the Google app store?
  • ... that snakes are never longer than themselves?
  • ... I forgot what I was going to write here? Don't you hate it when something something?
  • ... the rain in Spain stays mainly on your brain on the train going down the drain in Maine, insane?
  • ... CAPTCHA is asking you how many traffic lights you are seeing?
  • ... it's time? For what, I don't know. I'm only the messenger.
  • ... that, each year, more people eat cheesecake than killer bees?
  • ... if you were a mosasaur, you'd be too extinct to finish reading this section?
  • ... it's time for the Manson Family reunion and picnic? Run.
  • ... that the darkest hour is just before... oh, wait. We're THE BAD GUYS! And WE'RE WINNING!!! We are the champions, my friend... Hooyah! Hooyah!
  • ... that there is no Death: you are merely reconnecting with your environment.
  • ... that sharks continually regrow new teeth, making your new career as a shark dentures salesperson a complete joke?
  • ... that exempt for turtles, humans are the the only animal that can proofread?
  • ... that dinosaurs are playing with firecrackers inside the hollow Earth?
  • ... that it's time?
  • ... that if you have a song in your heart, it must now be in a compatible format?
  • ... in a race between a sloth and continental drift, the sloth wins only 16% of the time?
  • ... it took a real long time, but somebody finally gave light a speeding ticket.
  • ... that leaving no stone unturned means including Mick and Keith?
  • ... that the US Open is a lie and closes after 9PM? How's someone going to get a hot dog and a drink then?
  • ... that confuzzlement is its own reward?
  • ... that Leo Tolstoy began writing War and Peace on Wackypedia's DidYouKnow but quit after failing to grasp HTML tags?
  • ... that that's that and not a ziggurat?
  • ... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
  • ... that the exact date can be figured by the length of day, so long as you have a long enough ruler to do the measurement?
  • ... that a pie in the face is worth two in the bush?