Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Talk Like a Pirate Day is SEPTEMBER 19. Mock your colander!

Gweetings! Elmuh Fudd heah to teww you about Tawk Wike a Piwate Day, cewebwated evewy September 19. You aw encouwaged to weah a piwate costume on this day to add to the festiwities. But most impawtantly, you must tawk wike a piwate. Heahs how to cewebwate:

  • Say "Awwwwwwwwww" a wot. You can woww it on your tongue if you wike, but awways say this. It weawwy sounds good if you say this in the baffwoom.
  • Weawn and wepeat piwate phwases wike "Shivveh me timbehs, me hahwties" and "Yo ho ho".
  • Channeww youw inner piwate. Watch the Piwates of the Cawibbean movies to see what I mean. You don't have to fowwow what Jack Spawwow does (uhuhuhuhuh) unwess you awways hang out wiv a bunch of gay guys.
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  • Buy a cutwass and always wave it awound. Just not too neah the powice.
  • Steawing a ship is not necessawy but is okay if you make evewybody walk the pwank.

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