Talk Like a Pirate Day
Talk Like a Pirate Day is SEPTEMBER 19. Mock your colander!
Gweetings! Elmuh Fudd heah to teww you about Tawk Wike a Piwate Day, cewebwated evewy September 19. You aw encouwaged to weah a piwate costume on this day to add to the festiwities. But most impawtantly, you must tawk wike a piwate. Heahs how to cewebwate:
- Say "Awwwwwwwwww" a wot. You can woww it on your tongue if you wike, but awways say this. It weawwy sounds good if you say this in the baffwoom.
- Weawn and wepeat piwate phwases wike "Shivveh me timbehs, me hahwties" and "Yo ho ho".
- Channeww youw inner piwate. Watch the Piwates of the Cawibbean movies to see what I mean. You don't have to fowwow what Jack Spawwow does (uhuhuhuhuh) unwess you awways hang out wiv a bunch of gay guys.
- Buy a cutwass and always wave it awound. Just not too neah the powice.
- Steawing a ship is not necessawy but is okay if you make evewybody walk the pwank.