Talk:HowTo:Get on the No Fly List
You came here on trying to figure out ways to get in trouble with the US Government and find your way on getting on the no fly list. Well here are some steps below to get you placed there:
Some of the things you can do to get on the list
- Say the b word in a Airport, you know the 4 letter one not the 5 letter one
- Show a Police Officer, FBI agent, TSA agent, or some other National Security Guard pictures of Airplanes, Buildings, Trains, Bridges, ETC.
- Bring Snakes on to planes.
- Be a member of a known terrorist plot
- Bring your drink onto a plane.
- Have the same name of a known terrorist.
- Read this artice.
You know your on the right track on getting on the list when
- You plane ticket says SSSS
- You find yourself in a cement room seconds after entering the Airport
- Your house gets bombed
- You go directly to Jail without passing go or collecting $200
Well, this is all I know about how to get on this list. If you know of any other ways to get on the list or ideas on knowing your on the right track, feel free to edit this page.