The Small Buvver hoose

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This is the small buvver hoose. Only housemates can contribute. Other comments will be deleted

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Iiiiiii! Guess I'm the first housemate to enter the house! Wow, it's so artikal-y in here! --MetalFlower.jpg 08:29, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

AHH YOU FAKE ASS !#@@#$! WHAT YOU DOIN IN MY GRILL YO?! I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT BULL !@#@$ IN MY HOUSE NUH UH! *wags finger in Mr Metal Flower's face*--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 11:33, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

AMFG i'm gonna cry in the diary room now... and then plot revenge for your incessant censoring :'( --MetalFlower.jpg 13:08, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ummmnn... Nice to so see you're settling in... Tea or Cofee? BIG BROTHER

Ooh, nice small buvver hoose. -- kjm.rt  21:56, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

HEY! I wanna see more activity from THE and Jojo. Who wants tea or cofee? BIG BROTHER

Fuck that bitch! Ive been on runescape. I CAN SWEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK-A-DING-DONG BASTARDS!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 11:22, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Oh and coffee please.----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 11:23, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

  • MMM, ESPRESSO* --TReich (My Bad) 11:30, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ok jojo and Testicles, Here's your drinks: Coffee.jpg And Espresso.jpg

Yay, so like, why is there syringes in my drink? TReich (My Bad) 12:38, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Err... Sorry.... AH! Those were steriods! And by the way, Can Testosteriech please enter the diary room. BIG Brother

UHMKAY I'm here. I got lost, and went to the moderately large brother house instead of the small one. Damn roadmap. Got me all confused. --THE 13:44, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

IGGLE HOBONGIE! I LOVE YOU! ROMANCE! PHOTOGRAPHY! DRAMA! OOBSPANKLE YOU SUCK!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 15:54, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

you all suck. ESPECIALLY YOU BIG BROTHER! i feel drunk... wheres that coffee... dammit you binned it, ILL TEACH YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!...----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 16:52, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


Since Testosteriech puked all over the old big brrother pet and melted him, we have got a new pet. Say hello to Goot, the new pet! BIG brother

SOMEONE SAID RUNESCAPE!!!! WHO SAID RUNESCAPE -- kjm.rt  22:25, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

....runescape..... I remember that game.... .I played it a few years back but then i got a sudden hatred for it. OH MY GOD! a dead cockroach! Ill name it Debby. Now if youll exuse us, we have to kill oopspankles.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 00:52, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Can you imagine how bored I am now if I am PLAYING RUNESCAPE????????? -- kjm.rt  01:25, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

i said RUNESCAPE, its changed a load since i went on it. FUCK YOU ALL!!!!. oh and weve run out of toilet paper, and i had to use moss! we want toilet paper (gold leaf will do fine)----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 10:19, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Big Bruvverrrrrr cood wee haf sum acklohol plzszssz? Well be good and not have orgies onnest! less yew want too...--MetalFlower.jpg 12:03, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

OOMBLE. I wonders what the first challenge will be, if there will be one if there will. I ownder. --THE 12:56, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hey fuck all you guys, I'm secaping. *attempts to climb over the fence keeping them in but cramps up half way in, he catches his genitals on the barbed wire and faceplants back into the BB house*. Awwww --TReich (My Bad) 13:42, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

AHAHAHHAHA, FAIL!!!! I'm the one who's gonna scape! *spends eight years digging a tunnel, only to come up four feet away, still inside the house. Shit! --THE 14:27, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Lololololol lol. Seriously though, us can be have alchoalsmn! MetalFlower.jpg 15:03, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)?

You mean...alkholic bervages? GASP of course, they is necessity on reality TV, or rather...reality forum...PROJECTOPR? --THE 15:10, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

14 six packs in me--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:49, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hey guys, IM GONNA ESCAPE!!! *Jojo climbs in a high-powered catapult and is fired all the way round the world* FRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! oh hang on, this is the toilet of the small buvver hoose.SHIT! actually, talking about shit, who was in here last?! you didnt flush it! It was you testostereich wasn't it! *falls head first in toilet* gurgle burble burble... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 22:23, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

/me is drunk FAT FAR ONE! SEE BIG BOX? SEE BIG BOX> ONE BOF TWO BOG?! Wait. I dont need to be drunk to act like this. I AM ALWAYS INSANE! /me kicks Oopspankles in the balls. C'mon debby lets go.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 11:32, 28 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

To cheer up all the housemates and make them too drunk to run away, we have flloded the house in beer, vodka and gin! Drink up, everyone! - BIG brother

AAAAAAH! The gin is thinning my mascara! :D --MetalFlower.jpg 15:11, 28 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I call the living room. I shall drink all of it, or at least roughly a third of it. This stuff doesn't affect me in the least. Aside from projectile vomiting occasionally. *BELCH*. --THE 19:40, 28 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)0

Heh Heh i like this stuff. Hang on, thats a toilet! ewwwwwwww... Toilet water *THROWS UP O0N THE*----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 08:54, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Dude, where's the bleach? TReich (My Bad) 16:26, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Well, looks like the votes for eliminating someone have been drifting in my general direction. *Handcuffs self to a bedpost*. I DONT WANNA GO!!! --THE 22:13, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

MUAHHAH i didnt vote yet. Is it my duty? Oh well. HM *hand cuffs THE to self and then swallows key* OH i am stuck to you which is stuck to the bed which is nailed to the wall, which is stuck to the ground, touching the.......... ok you get it. WE ARE STUCK WWOOOOHOOOO--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:12, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I will now attempt to hide away and never be seen again *hides behind pot plant on windowsill* You can't see me! i cannot leave if i cant be found!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 11:09, 31 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I had to get THE off the bed with a chainsaw, and sadly for THE'S mates the public got him evicted. WHO WILL BE NEXT?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CANT EVICT ME!!!!!! I LIVE HERE NOW! SEE THE DOCUMENTS! *pulls out a sweet warpper with awful handwriting scribbled all over it* SEE! SEE!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 08:49, 4 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

W/E, seriously though where is the bleach? TReich (My Bad) 17:26, 5 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

I have some ink.... *splashes a ton of ink on testostereich's face and clothes*--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:45, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

ARRGHHH!! Send 'im off ref! Red card surely! --TReich (My Bad) 20:59, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Sorry testosteriech, i drank the bleach. It tasted... Bleachy. Gaaaahhhhhh... did i eat something i shouldn't Have?----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 21:30, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Jojo's gone, now it's fighting between the big boys!


AAAA! :D Keep me and Testostereich in the house if yew want big brrother's first sex scene! Who cares if he doesn't consent ;) --MetalFlower.jpg 15:23, 9 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

-Feebly raises a hand in answer to MMF's comment.- TReich (My Bad)

BEGINS A HOBO! FAREWELL BUDS MAGEE! I ARE LEAVING WITH MY DEAD COCKROACH DEBBY! YOU GOT ME OOPSPANKLES!!! or did you? maybe? I dont know KEEP RANTING! *chugs 14 bottles of inky goo*--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:35, 13 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Ooooohhhh..... Neck and neck between fonch and MMF!


I like hotsauce. With bleach, if we have a double eviction I win right? Woo, I can just about play the basic 'smoke on the water' on bass. My finger is slightly compressed. I'm in emotional turmoil, blue skies, welfare ,all quiet on the western front, tastes like chicken, ballsack is a euthanism for scatplay, never better, intricate infiltration, more bleach please? --TReich (My Bad) 22:22, 13 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Okay, MMF and Fonchezzz are STILL equal on votes. I might give it a day or two


  • shoots OOpspankle* I did it! i did it! my work is done i feel i can go now. GOODBYE! *shoots self* I will now haunt the house forever, beware guys. Let's go debby, my dead thing--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 18:20, 16 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
  • Dude you're still here. Wanna make out? --TReich (My Bad) 17:13, 17 Farbleum 2008 (EST)

DAY 26 in the BIG BRrOTHER house: MrMetalFLower is in the living room, getting busy with the red carpet. Fonchezzz is in the bathroom, defecating vigorously. Testostereich is on the ceiling, imitating the commentator guy out of sheer boredom. He appears to be failing to provoke any response from the other housemates.
And by all of the above I actually mean: Where's the bleach? --TReich (My Bad) 16:46, 20 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

FONCHEZZZ HAS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OFFICAL!!!!!!!!!