Swipe

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Swiping? Ur doing it wrong.

Swiping is the thing you do 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You can't tell me you haven't woke up to find yourself swiping your fingers across an imaginary phone screen or the face of a monster leaning over you. Plus, you might have got the additional shock of the monster swiping the screen of your phone while strangling you with the other hand.

Wherever, you go, look around you if you can manage to pull yourself away swiping your phone screen yourself. Then you will see any number of people mindlessly swiping at their phones like zombies. And that's because they are desperate for some kind of interesting content. After all, how much directed advertising for hemorrhoid creams and get-rich-quick schemes can anyone stand?

At least you have also become very skilled at sweeping crumbs off a table, brushing away flies and gesturing "no card" at casino games. But remember, this constant repetitive movement might lead to tendonitis or even arthritis and even brain problems. But remember, this constant repetitive movement might lead to tendonitis or even arthritis and even brain problems. But remember, this constant repetitive movement might lead to tendonitis or even arthritis and even brain problems.

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