Summer squash

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People are always surprised when shown the wide selection possible for summer squash.

“Oh, what I've been missin'
Summer squash, oh, where can you be?”

“Summer squash, and the living is easy
Fish are jumping, shouldn't have flooded the garden”

~ Pierogi and Bess

“Green vines tangling up inside my thong
Always happens when squash grows all summer long”

~ Beach Boys

“Squash, squash, baby!”

~ Manila Ice

“Shall I compare thee to a summer squash?”

~ Shakespeare's sister

“For I the LORD thy God am a veggie God, visiting the summer squash harvest of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation”

~ Exodus 8:88

“Summer squash, winter salami
That is what she gave to me
Never thought I'd travel all alone
With a pile of groceries”

~ Elvish Presley

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