Spontaneous combustion

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No, it's not fine, it's fire.

Spontaneous combustion happens by itself and is not caused by someone, a big disappointment to pyromaniacs and little kids playing with matches.

Heat can build up in unexpected items or places, finally becoming hot enough to burst into flames. It can be caused by chemicals reacting in things like stored pistachios or by immature bacteria playing with very tiny matches. So careful storage is a must unless you need the insurance money. So, this means you should not hold in your farts, because you can never be too careful. Just don't cut loose in a factory making dynamite.

Therefore, it... Do you smell something? It smells like smoke! Lemme take a look and...