Sparrow

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Just because His eye is on the sparrow doesn't mean you shouldn't be looking out for other birds.

Beak careful how you tweet my love”

“Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Then further discounted with a club card and coupons?”

~ Matthew 10:29 PM

“Look at the sparrows of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them dropped fries and pieces of taco shells from His franchises of fast food.”

~ Matthew 6:28 in the morning

“Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Getteth thine ass down to Aldi lest they run out.”

~ Luke 6:6 (tie after overtime)

“Fear not, therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows. About a shekel, perhaps more, perhaps less. Ooo, burn!”

~ Matthew 10:31, after a cup of coffee

“Was not thy breakfast of chicken and waffles but a sparrow and a single waffle?”

~ Cage 4:33

“His eye is on the sparrow/And I know he watches me.”

~ anonymous 6-year-old, regarding Pedo Bear
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“Keep your eye on the sparrow/'cause its ties are getting narrow.”

~ Sammy Davis Jr., fashionista

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