Sparrow
“Beak careful how you tweet my love”
“Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Then further discounted with a club card and coupons?”
“Look at the sparrows of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them dropped fries and pieces of taco shells from His franchises of fast food.”
“Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Getteth thine ass down to Aldi lest they run out.”
“Fear not, therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows. About a shekel, perhaps more, perhaps less. Ooo, burn!”
“Was not thy breakfast of chicken and waffles but a sparrow and a single waffle?”
“His eye is on the sparrow/And I know he watches me.”
“Keep your eye on the sparrow/'cause its ties are getting narrow.”
