Sorceress

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By the power of earth and fire, I command thee, the vengeful spirits of undead chickens, to come forth and appear before me and slightly to the left, to be bound by my pool rules!

Hear my words, o henchmen of dread!!! For the Moon is full, and it is now the time for me to pwn mine enemies, who have littered my front lawn and must be made to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! So make haste and take the number 4 bus, my nefarious minions!!!

There will be no surcease, no ten minute cigarette breaks until your task is complete. Then you will return to me with the terrible toupee of our victim. And then, you will all paint my castle as I so command! But fear ye not! Ye shall be rewarded handsomely with pizza and Mickey D gift certificates withal!!!

Am I supposed to say BUAHAHAHA here? I think maybe yes. BUAHAHAHA!