By the power of Grayskull, I command thee, all evil bakery truck drivers, to come forth and appear before me and slightly to the left, to be bound by my pool rules!
Hear my words, o henchmen of dread!!! For the Moon is full, and it is now the time for me to confuse with fuzzy dice mine enemies, who have caused me butthurt and must be made to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! So make haste and fly, my nefarious minions!!!
There will be no surcease, no soup for you until your task is complete. Then you will return to me with the terrible toupee of our victim. And then, you will all wash the castle windows as I so command! But fear ye not! Ye shall be rewarded handsomely with pizza and an Arcade Fire concert withal!!!
Am I supposed to say BUAHAHAHA here? I think maybe yes. BUAHAHAHA!