Soccer mom

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A soccer mom in decise.
OMG! A SOCCER MOM!!! Run for the hills.


Scientifically proven facts[edit]

  • THEY HAVE TENTACLES.
  • They are EVIL.
  • THEY STOLE MY NACHOS!
  • SO LOOK OUT!
  • 4 THE SOCCER MOMS!!!!
  • THEY WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!
  • NEVER LET THEM GET AHOLD OF YA SOCCER BALL!
  • THEY LIGHT 'EM ON FIRE!!!