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Just remember this...
Squat (Self explanatory)
Pray (Waste of time... you'll probably die anyway)
Leap (only a moron would actually do this)
Ahhhhhhhhh!!! (What said moron will scream as he/she falls to Earth from thousands of feet in the air.)
Touchdown ("Woo hoo! Football!" -- Not really. And to be honest, your chances of surviving this fall are slim and none. So don't count on landing safely.)
Before attempting to skydive, realize that the above is an acronym for "splat", the noise you will make when you hit the Earth, unless you land in the ocean, in which case, the noise will be more like a "splash".