WackyDictionary:Skin

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Skin

  1. (noun), the thing that keeps your insides from getting outside.
  2. (noun), the outsides of an animal used for decoration or clothing. If you are redecorating, the beast would like it back now, please.
  3. (noun), the outsides of anything, particularly fruit. Only the banana skin is inherently funny, leading to depressed hippos and emo monkeys eating them, thus depriving the rest of us of badly needed amusement.